Car Wow's Matt Watson lines up all three Porsche Cayenne flagships and then, completely casually, invites Orlando Bloom along to try to beat his times. The Turbo E Hybrid makes 729 hp. The Turbo GT is 300 kg lighter with a titanium exhaust, because Porsche. The new Cayenne Turbo Electric shows up with 1,139 hp in launch mode, runs a 10.16 quarter mile, and is visibly annoyed it didn't go sub-10. Orlando wins by 0.05 seconds. Nobody is more surprised than Matt.